mike schmidt

Any kind of marijuana which is rolled in a phillie blunt.

Smokin' that chocolate Mike Schmidt, straight killa.

No swishers for me, just that Mike Schmidt.

by G-Fo June 29, 2006

mike strutter

Mike Strutter is the most real character ever to be shown on MTV - he simply doesn't give a fuck. He's an american lawyer who loves alchohol, drugs, cigarettes, bar-fights, heavy-metal and has a desire to see people get hurt and most people gets on his nerves. He tags them all as "cocksuckers". He is characterized by having an extremely vulgar language. He shows remembrance of Joe Pesci in his attitude and language. Additionally, he advertises with his Strutter-Gear which is hilarious.

Mike Strutter:
"So under NO circumstances ever tell me, to get my fucking skates on, or I will brake your fucking nose!"

"Fucking useless Cocksuckers!"

"Now have a look at this little pricklicker.. he lands right on his fucking mushkee!"

by LeroyDupree October 5, 2007

mike amigo

Mythical and powerful creature that comes out at night to drink vodka and eat burritos.

Did you see that guy last night? He was being a Mike Amigo.

by cateatr February 3, 2010

Weak Mike

A male in early adulthood who exhibits any the following effeminate behaviors: drinks Zima, watches the Lifetime channel, whines about how mean people are or how cruel the world is, drinks low-fat milk, and gossips about others.

Origin: This definition was inspired by a kid named Mike who once lived in Newbrunswick, NJ while attending Rutgers. He soon realized he was too soft to live in Jersey and subsequently moved to San Francisco, CA

David: Hey Matt! Quit drinking that damn Zima, you Weak Mike. Drink a beer like a real man.

Matt: You're so mean.

by Daniel McClould June 13, 2009

Mike He

Offical name: Jun Xiang He. Born in Taiwan, is an actor and model. He was in Taiwainese shows such as Devil Beside You, Marry Me and Love Contract (among others- availible on youtube). A very, very beauitful male. Search him on google images.

Mike He was so hot in Devil Beside You. I want to lick his body.

by Rileym8 January 18, 2009

Mike Inez

One of the BEST bass guitarists of all time, who has collaborated with hard rock acts such as Ozzy Osbourne, Slash's Snakepit, Black Label Society, Heart & is most famous for grunge group Alice In Chains.

Mike Inez has AMAZING hair!!!

by jackie000 March 14, 2009

Mike Shinoda

Mike Shinoda is one of the vocalist, emcee of the succesful rock band Linkin PArk. He was born on February 11th, 1977, and he is Aquarius.Although he is from California, his parents and grandparents are from Japan.He also has a brother named Jason. He is a very talented musician and graphic designer,(he made the cover of the Hybrid Theory cd). He is a very good looking man, dark hair, deep voice, exotic eyes,tall and well built, nice, very funny, and he loves his fans.He married Anna Lovejoy on 2003. On november 22nd he released a solo project, called The Rising Tied- Fort Minor. In short, Mike is really cool.

Mike Shinoda is cool

by angie0007 July 27, 2006