The douche of all douches. He is The Supreme Douche. All other douches, even The King of All Douches, are subservient to him, for his douchiness is beyond all others.
Dude! Look at Dick! He's being such a douche he can only be The Supreme Douche. No one could be more douchy than Dick. He's clearly der douche meister.
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Few have seen the myth. Few have known the legend.
Those who have, are never the same again.
Like a fleeting wind, he will whisk any pre-conceptions of the alpha male away from you.
For he, is the unrivalled omega male.
His sheer wit and suave attitude to all, will make you wonder how you ever had a life before him.
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Few have seen the myth. Few have known the legend.
Those who have, are never the same again.
Like a fleeting wind, he will whisk any pre-conceptions of the alpha male away from you.
For he, is the unrivalled omega male.
His sheer wit and suave attitude to all, will make you wonder how you ever had a life before him.
If you love your partner, be sure to wear sun glasses when near. For the stubb-Meisters gaze could end your marriage in tears.
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