Mega Matt

An overall god of a person. Mega Matt is one with calfs thicker then Mia Melkova.

"Dang he's cool," "Yea he's Mega Matt."

by Clitlickw March 28, 2019

bad matt

A statement made after somebody shares a story that defines their character as being naughty, or bad.

Similar to a "one time in band camp" type story, the story must create utter shock and be met with the outcry of "Bad Matt!" by the listener to signify their shock.

*shares shocking story* your response: "Bad Matt!"

by Sigrid69 March 27, 2020

pulling a matt

a young mexican man eating a taco out of another man's ass.

Matt cast was pulling a matt when he ate a taco out of someone's ass.

Oh wow you gay Mexican the only time you come around is when there is tacos

by ataturk🏳️‍🌈🌮 December 13, 2019

matt damon

One of Hollywood's 'pretty boys' who proved that he's actually a good actor with 'The Bourne Identity', and will most likely continue to prove this with TBI's two upcoming sequels, 'The Bourne Supremacy' and 'The Bourne Ultimatum'.

The Bourne Identity kicked a lot of ass.

by AJAW July 18, 2004

Matt

An extremely good looking male, otherwise known as a Sexy Beast. Throughout history, Matts have been known to be an exceptional specimen of the human male. The 'Matt' are often popular due to their social adeptness.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see that new movie 300? It was kick ass.
Girl 2: Of course! It was like a movie of 300 half-naked Matts!

by Blayde February 29, 2008

Matt Seelye

A very quickly done homework assignment right before the class even thought it's already turned in late.

Bro, I just pulled a Matt Seelye right before that History essay was due!

by Danny Nelson October 21, 2009

mathtardation

The state of being wholly incompetent with mathematical functions.

My mathtardation is atstounding. How do you do prime factorization?

by robulastage January 26, 2011