Jenga Master

It is foretold in the Ancient Greek's books of prophecies that, one day, a man will rise to power using His awesome skills and abilities in the standing puzzle game, Jenga. He who is self-prophetic as The Jenga Master must prove himself inside the Temple of Apollo in Corinth.
The only man notably recognized as The Jenga Master goes by one name, and one name only: "Vin".
He has had swift and ruthless competition through His struggles, but nevertheless, remains undefeated in the perilous game of Jenga.

Jenga Masters go to a seperate afterlife than all others in His religion. He is in the top tier of the heavens, for he has deserved it. In this level of the heavens, there are armies of Eva Longoria's, Zooey Deschanel's, Katy Perry's, and that girl from the new Tron movie. All waiting to pleasure Him in whatever way He wants.

by TheJengaMaster October 13, 2011

The Master Wisdom

Some arrogant douche who spends far too much time making definitions on Urban Dictionary. Clearly he is not as smart as he believes, and might need to check the definitions of root words before he starts running his mouth. He can usually be spotted in the natural habitat of his mom's basement with his head shoved up his own ass.

Guy 1: Why won't that guy shut the fuck up?
Guy 2: That's The Master Wisdom
Guy 1: Oh that explains it......what a douche

by EkulNosnhoj November 17, 2011

Master Moss

That one person in the friend group that does fuck all until he is forced to go to practice, school, or work. Still partakes in the partying but only if the party comes to him and his "moss spot".

Random Teammate: That kid just mosses all day i dont know how he does it.

Bryn: That is why we call him Master Moss dog, the world may never know.

by Bryn Boy March 30, 2021

Master Debater

A harmless, wholesome word that sounds god-awful.

Used for people who are amazing at debates.

"Okay, Team Opposition wins this one."- Teacher
"Wow! We're such Master Debaters!"- Queen Charnuts
"....Yep!..."- Teacher, concerned now.

by SpectacularCr0w July 3, 2022

Nut Master

Someone who Nuts so hard, they black out. They tend to feel horny whenever they're nervous.

Guy 1: What Happened?
Guy 2: Some guy had a Nut Master Problem, in the movie theater. The entire Cinema had to be evacuated it got so bad.

by Hindu Magic School Bus April 12, 2022

monke master

A monke master is someone who is a master at training monkes.

MAN YOUR A MONKE MASTER!!!!!

by anonymous October 14, 2021

Turd Master

Someone who is a complete and utter idiot. His/her incompetence has rendered them so completely useless, that the only thing you would put them in charge of is a pile of turds.

I ordered ONION RINGS but the Turd Master at the counter gave me fries - AGAIN!

by aspAddict September 1, 2008