super mario

An Italian plumber who enjoys shrooms, acid, PCP, or any other fucked up drug that fucks you up fuck fuck fuck

Super Mario does shrooms. Which is precisely why he rides a dinosaur while staring at the smiling clouds. and koopas. who are also on acid.

by iron maiden sucks April 8, 2005

Mario Karted

A special event that occurs normally in Mario kart where one drops from one place to another. This event can be applied to other scenarios outside of Mario kart as well

Jeorge: Wow, Billy really got Mario karted!

by Mario kart scientist January 24, 2019

Mario's Discord

a location so grotesque even the pokemon Muk wouldn't go there.

Patrick : You wanna join Mario's Discord with me?

Carl: You just gave me second degree cancer

by TheCookoutDC October 8, 2019

Kevin Mario

Kevin Mario is a hot babe and has a twin called melvin and everyone loves him and his boys adam and anesu

Kevin is meant to have a big dick but unfortunaty he was born with a 1 incher

Is that THE Kevin Mario
Ofc and im with ma boy mahmoud bata
i love bata
same
wanna kiss
ok bata
*makes out with bate*

by kwaramba February 20, 2022

Dr. Mario

A puzzle game named after Mario Nakazawa.

Dr. Mario is my favorite game ever!

by Gaga2015 December 18, 2021

Garth Mario

Garth Mario was born on 1943 he was born at a young age and was abused by his parents for “being a lump of moose shit” he later was put up for adoption by his parents the adopted by Adolf hitler who later abandoned him in the streets because “I hate you loser haha (epic fortnite dance)” then at the age of 27 he commuted seppuku

Pros: good at making pizza and pasta
Cons: EVERYTHING else, mainly poems

Guy 1: Yo your just like Garth Mario
Guy 2: did your suck an asshole (goes home to commit seppuku

by NoOneLovesMe52 December 24, 2019

mario selman

Mario Selman is just the most lit person you could ever imagine. He is just a AMAZINNNN. Me and my friends would do anything to meat him. He's just flawless , ok.

" you look good, but not like Mario Selman"
" Stop saying she's the best... Have you met Mario Selman?"

by Keisha P November 15, 2016