daron malakian

Awesome guitarist but can't sing lead worth a shit! Good at harmonies, but should leave the singing to Serj, one of the greatest metal voices of all times. His voice is nasally, grating, ruined most of Hypnotize/Mesmerize, and he cannot give a good "metal scream" to save his life.

"Why do they always send the poor" --Daron Malakian at the beginning of B.Y.O.B. sounds like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum while choking a cat.

"Tony Danza cuts in line" and "Hey man why'd you touch my belt" --Daron Malakian in Old School Hollywood sounds so fucking whiny I can't believe this guy has any metal-cred left.

"All you maggots smoking fags on Santa Monica Boulevard", "All you bitches put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care" --Daron Malakian in Lost in Hollywood sounds like an old woman performing in a cocktail lounge in a crappy Vegas casino.

by Desco May 29, 2007

malakas

One who eats lunch with you but does not clean up after himself or put away the chair he got feom another location.

O Pavlos ine malakas yiati afise tin karekla sto grafio mou kai tora preppi na tin paro ego na tin valo sto alo domatio.

O Pavlos ine malakas yiati afise ta skoupidia tou edo.

O Pavlos troi tsonta; diladi, then ine malakas alla ine poustis.

by pavlosINEmalakas January 22, 2007

Malakai

Nigerian Prince

Bruh did you hear about what malakai did?
You mean what faggot boy 9000 did?

by GREGORYIAN ANTONIAN June 13, 2018

Malarky

Bar in Newport Beach

We going to malarky's tonite?

by Jimmy Fandangle June 18, 2004

Malayiah

a dirty stank girl, everybody wants her, & she a fine wine dine 🤣

you see that girl Malayiah she a stank dirty fine wine !

by makiyla123456789 July 9, 2019

malaysian manicure

a malaysian manicure occurs when a fully dressed caucasian male participant fingers the rectum of a malaysian woman so effectively that she secretes feces all over his fingers, hands, and possibly down his arms, thereby staining his clothing.

Son, you've been working on that car all day. Why don't you go wash up before supper? Your mom's making meatloaf, and it looks like someone gave you a malaysian manicure.

by ttrashman March 3, 2011

Malayha

Malayha comes off as a stuck up person but is the most loving girl you’d ever meet. She’s creative and intelligent in ways you couldn’t image. Her beauty is stunning and her smile is mesmerizing. She doesn’t have many friends but she is the greatest friend you’d ever have. She’s a classy thick baddie

I love Malayha

by sumbodeh June 7, 2021