Alexis Machine

Serial killer famed by Stephen King who likes to kill his victims with a straight razor.

I was going to shave this morning , but my roomate Alexis Machine stole my razor and killed everyone at the office.

by Antony1 June 15, 2006

sex-machine

a machine used to get a woman off. Usually has a dildo on the end of it.

I knew becky was a freak when I saw her sex machine.

by KroSS October 7, 2004

Internet Hate Machine

A machine composed of people known as Anonymous who target "innocent" people on the internet.

Person 1: Did you see that report on the Internet Hate Machine the other day?
Person 2: Because of that, the machine will grow over 9000 times more powerful.

Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

by AnOnYmOuS (could it really be anything else?) January 1, 2009

machine gun arse

british slang. someone who farts repeatedly creating a sound like a firing machine gun

jake's got a real machine gun arse! he let off 15 in a row last night!

by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006

bubblegum machine

A law enforcement vehicle, specifically a cruiser or highway patrol car. From the shape of the old-style revolving lights that resemble old gumball vending machines. CB jargon.

Got a bubblegum machine knockin' on your back door (there is a cop car on your tail)

by Dr. Badwrench November 26, 2006

Machriska

Term used in reference to Mariska Hargitay and Christopher Meloni's off-screen friendship/relationship.

"Did you see Machriska at the Golden Globes? They were so cute."

by Maddles January 11, 2009

Slut Machine

A person who is so slutty that they themselves are a machine for sluttyness.

Look at that Slut Machine just taking dicks like a champ.

by innertone December 4, 2010