master of assholery

The honor you received when you reached the pinochle of assholery

Trump is the master of assholery

by Shouldveshatthebed February 6, 2017

Cumshot Master

The man who is the be all and end all of our universe as we know it. Cumshot Master is, as his name suggests, the master of cum. Cumshot Master is the most powerful being in the universe due to his ability to cum faster than the speed of light, meaning if this is performed he would rip a hole in the space time continuum and thus create as singularity that wouldn't stop until it has devoured the entire universe. It is believed that if and when Cumshot Master releases this power his eyes will glow white and a roar of might will be heard across the earth. It is said that the Cumshot Master lives on earth and has the appearance of a short man with brown hair and a bald spot on the top of his head. Cumshot Master is also said to be living with the rest of us acting as though he is one of us.

"Who do you think possesses the most power in the universe?"

"Well based on the legends it would have to be the almighty Cumshot Master himself"

by Grogo December 17, 2019

Master Moss

That one person in the friend group that does fuck all until he is forced to go to practice, school, or work. Still partakes in the partying but only if the party comes to him and his "moss spot".

Random Teammate: That kid just mosses all day i dont know how he does it.

Bryn: That is why we call him Master Moss dog, the world may never know.

by Bryn Boy March 30, 2021

Master Balling

When you masturbate to Pokemon.

EX: Dude stop Master balling all the time.

EX2: I master balled to Pokemon Leafgreen yesterday.

by JING MIKE MOY January 21, 2014

Master Debater

A harmless, wholesome word that sounds god-awful.

Used for people who are amazing at debates.

"Okay, Team Opposition wins this one."- Teacher
"Wow! We're such Master Debaters!"- Queen Charnuts
"....Yep!..."- Teacher, concerned now.

by SpectacularCr0w July 3, 2022

Master Wheeler

A male that is very successful with women with any aprouch. No matter how good looking he is, he always gets his women single or attached. Also a male maybe called a master wheeler by his male friends in a sarcastic way if he constantly makes his friends look bad. He brings down the group of males desirability by acting stupied dressing funny and scaring away women. Also he is negative towards his friends that are trying to pick women up.

An example of a calling a male a master wheeler, in a sarcastic way is a male that is making stupid comments, bringing up past mishaps that make others look bad and ruin there chances of picking up women. An example of a master wheeler is a male that has no trouble picking up women,he is always confident with out a shadow of a doubt. He never puts his friends down and is also a fairly good wingman if u don't mess with his game.

by Co-op Student February 11, 2014

Turd Master

Someone who is a complete and utter idiot. His/her incompetence has rendered them so completely useless, that the only thing you would put them in charge of is a pile of turds.

I ordered ONION RINGS but the Turd Master at the counter gave me fries - AGAIN!

by aspAddict September 1, 2008