Map Control

In video game jargon, a polite way of saying camping. MLG players often like to use it to make themselves sound like they're doing something technical or difficult, when in reality they're really just sitting in one spot and shooting people who come along.

"Hey man you should have seen the way I was in game last night! I was practicing some major map control!"

"Dude, you just sat in a corner the whole game with the rocket launcher."

by Mr.TIBBS! July 16, 2016

face mapping

The act of inadvertently providing your physical location to law enforcement, stalkers, and all uninterested parties by way of Facebook. Often done in an effort to appear urbane and worldly, this affliction usually occurs when Facebook addiction has taken hold.

"I'm just stopping for a quick latte at the first original Starbucks on State and Main."!!! :) was the last post submitted by Mary Brown before the armed stalker entered and ended her brief but eloquent life. Police officials are warning the public of the consequences of constant face mapping which has resulted in an 10% increase in assaults and homicides.
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."

by rankled up July 21, 2009

Map

Matrix of pain.

You don’t really know the severity of the ass to which the circumstances dictate.

~Unexplainably ass.

Man rick you don’t get it. shit was map as fuck.

by pdwc January 1, 2022

MAP

A MAP (Malicious Ass Pedophile) is a fancy term for a pedophile. It is constantly used to make an image of someone who's around 18, and the victim is 17, but most of the time, it's, like, a fucking 9 year old. In short, a degenerate. It is commonly perceived as "Minor Attracted Person" but they're not normal people, they're assholes.

You should beat a MAP with a rotted piece of wood in the balls.

by anonmounyn December 7, 2022

map of ireland

The damp patch left after having sex

After I pulled out, neither of us wanted to sleep on the map of ireland.

by Spike74 December 30, 2017

MAP

MAPS are the shitstains of earths underwear who want to give little children bad touch, but can't legally. They also most likely own cp and I don't mean Club Penguin.

The creepy uncle wants to touch his 3 yr old nephew, ya he is a MAP

by skibiditicklemonster January 9, 2024

MAP

A pedophile who are in huge denial of being a pedophile thus they will use the LGBTQ movement as a way to excuse the fact that they are Pedophiles

Pedophile: I'm MAP not a pedophile

Cop: Doesn't matter you still looked at child porn you are under arrest!

by Yourguyfromthebsr March 21, 2022