follow the map to Stalingrad

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, figuring out a plan of action, and stickingto it, before undertaking anything of scale

If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?

by Sexydimma June 8, 2016

Map-scientist

The zinz version of a geographer

Fuck if I know where that is, I'm not a map-scientist

by Satanic mechanic July 19, 2021

MAP

A MAP (Malicious Ass Pedophile) is a fancy term for a pedophile. It is constantly used to make an image of someone who's around 18, and the victim is 17, but most of the time, it's, like, a fucking 9 year old. In short, a degenerate. It is commonly perceived as "Minor Attracted Person" but they're not normal people, they're assholes.

You should beat a MAP with a rotted piece of wood in the balls.

by anonmounyn December 7, 2022

Map Fever

The disease that one gets when new maps are announced for a online multiplayer shooter, like Halo 3 or Call of Duty 4.

Tyler is still waiting for those new Call of Duty maps. He has map fever.

by pwnd j00r soul April 3, 2008

MAP

A disgusting monster who tries to convince people that pedophilia is okay. And you dislike this definition, you're a pedophile yourself.

"I dropped my friend on Twitter. They came out as a MAP."
"That's fucking gross, dude. I'm so sorry."

by DrSkittle March 31, 2023

spaghetti map

Someone who is literally retarded

This department is like a spaghetti map

by Jmart86 November 10, 2020

map gas

A special extra-hot-burning fuel dat is used to power da Google-Street-View vehicles.

If you fart copiously while perusing da state/city-roads diagrams, maybe said "map gas" could be collected and donated to fuel da green-and-white panoramic-camera-equipped photography cars.

by QuacksO0 June 10, 2025