Making giraffes

When your significant other sneaks you into their house to have sex while their parents are home

Guy 1: “Bro, what did you do last night?”
Guy 2: “ My girlfriend and I were Making Giraffes and that bitches dad caught us and called the cops.”
Guy 1: Damn that nigga strict

by Coocoocrackerkid November 6, 2017

Making dinner

Filling a receptacle with ejaculate for the purpose of feeding it to someone, at times unbeknownst to them, at a later date.

Richie was busy in the bathroom making dinner over pornhub to share with the girls at work tomorrow.

by Ritchie_bee June 14, 2016

Make-face

The facial expression a person, particularly an infant, makes when defecating.

I was about to leave the house when I noticed my kid had a make-face, and had to go change the diaper.

by Demits July 10, 2016

making chili

Anal sex (regardless of object for penetration) resulting in defecation.

Gerald and Patsy were making chili last night. Apparently the clean-up was totally gnarly.

by unmentionablequestionables January 22, 2017

make-upulotosis

type of disease; addiction of makeup.
someone who is addicted to makeup, can't stop buying makeup even if you don't need it!

"I went to the doctor today, she said I have Make-Upulotosis."

by sara_phenox October 17, 2013

making stew

1. Not showering for atleast three days and then taking a bath that lasts for several hours.

2. Violent diarrhea.

"I've been drunk for the last 72 hours. If anyone needs me I'll be making stew and then making stew."

by DunchThirty December 7, 2011

Making Jam

When you have sex with a girl on a heavy period.

Last night my girl was having a heavy period, so we were Making Jam.

by The Ünit August 19, 2021