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Asian lightning

by Whysgegayegwv April 23, 2020
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Jersey Lightning

The mysterious sudden fire in unoccupied buildings that is heavily insured ...
That old empty warehouse by the river burned down last night with no one around. Sounds suspicious like arson. it was just a little Jersey LIghtning
by Sunnync May 20, 2020
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bum lightning

That shooting pain you sometimes get in your bum. Also known as shooty bum pain
Hey what’s up with you, you look like your in pain?!
I’m okay just got a bit of bum lightning
by Lilrobbie4skin June 26, 2020
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shik lightning

shik-shit but it has pepsi on it.
todays rain has shik lightning
by omg man steezy September 20, 2020
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whore lightning

1. When a slight misfortune is brought upon somebody because of your own act of hapless existence.

2. Strong smelling perfume or deodorant.
1. Per se, if you are emotionally retarded and are unable to maintain a relationship but have somehow attracted a member of the sex that your sexuality pleases, it is an unfortunate situation for them because they can't actually have you, this situation would be:

Hermoine: "Juan Paulo likes me but I told him that it's not gonna work out or whatever"
Ron: "WHORE LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN" (*Ron patiently waits for his time to come soon*)

2. When you walk into someone's personal cloud of axe body spray or somehow this random whore booty at the club has managed to put on enough lady's speed stick to mask the body odor of the entire club as a unit, whore lighting would be striking you, again, because let's face it. We've all been there. And again you would say:

"WHORE LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN"
by Aria Tinkleberry Diddlesbury August 21, 2013
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Operation Lightning Thunder

the armies of Uganda, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, and southern Sudan launched a joint military offensive against the Lord’s Resistance Army, or LRA.
LRA Lord's Resistance Army Uganda Democratic Republic of Congo Congo Sudan Kony Joseph Kony
A joint military attack on the LRA to nullify their presence in Uganda, Sudan, and the Democratic Republic of the Congo; Operation Lightning Thunder.
by colormetiny May 7, 2012
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Lightning Incident

When you think a girl you like doesnt like you back you go find a new gf. Then you find out that the girl you liked does like you and you break up with your new gf for the girl you liked.
Dude im really sorry you had the lightning incident-ya man i didnt mean to hurt her, but I love ashley more than I love Sarah. I just had to dump her.
by Blind Angel August 30, 2012
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