Lead pipe liam

Someone who will take care of business for you, using his sturdy lead pipe
We have a few obstacles in our way, we better call in lead pipe Liam to take care of the job
by Savage_Moose January 15, 2023
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Lead Paint Stare

A rude or empty stare from an old person (who probably sniffed lead paint growing up).
I was working at applebees when I asked an old guy if he liked the food. Then he hit me with that lead paint stare.
by Bbb554 July 08, 2024
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Lead paint stare

a term to describe an out of touch/delusional/stupid elderly person, that acts weird. "lead paint stare" is something some old people have, making them look like they're not really there, said to be an effect of lead poisoning.
why its used to describe old people is because someone near the age of your grandmother, most likely had their walls painted with paint, which contains lead, hence the lead poisoning.

shorter version: old fella has wall paint with lead, and it makes him act and look weird.
guy 1: that old person looks weird af
guy 2: yeah old person got that lead paint stare.
by moldy carpet March 19, 2024
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lead paint stare

The blank, extremely prolonged, empty, silent stare that boomers give you when you do something they dislike. The delayed reaction is likely caused by brain damage from years of lead paint inhalation.
When I asked that old man to please stop trying to skip me in line, I got hit with the lead paint stare for a good 45 seconds.
by Cheeztaem February 07, 2024
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Lead Aspirin

My life is nothing but pain. I should just take a Lead Aspirin
by ateple February 05, 2020
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swat lead

A simple abbreviation of smoke weed and then pop bottles; used mainly for kids under 21 so that their parents won't know what they're really doing
Jon: "Are we still gonna swat lead this weekend?"

Mark: "Fuck yeah man"
by Jon D.W. Brown May 08, 2008
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lead dinner

Shooting yourself in the mouth, suicide, usually used in a sarcastic tone whenever one makes a mistake.
When the waitress said "Enjoy your meal', I said "Thanks you too." Looks like it's time for a nice lead dinner.
by Jeb Hankman April 25, 2018
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