kitty face

An involuntary clenching of the jaw, grinding of the teeth and slight pout of the lips that commonly occurs whilst stroking a cat.

Other side effects may include a high pitched baby voice and an overwhelming urge to squeeze the cat in question.

A 'kitty face' may also appear in other situations including; seeing a new born baby or washing a partner's hair.

Man: (to cat) Oh hello little puss puss, how lovely you look today. You have such nice fur, ooh I could just stroke you all day.

Woman: Darling leave that poor cat alone, you've got such a kitty face on.

by percypig August 17, 2009

bye- bye kitty

when hello kitty sales drop it is called a bye bye kitty

because of the economic crisis, hello kitty is depleting in sales, causing it to be a bye- bye kitty

by poohead now August 3, 2009

kitty meow meow

What some cat owners call their cat or at least I do

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Me: Hey kitty meow meow.

My Cat: FEED MEHHHHHH

by (6 April 8, 2017

punch kitty

Have vaginal sex with someone

She's looking good today, I'd like to punch kitty.

by cameronpeek June 30, 2007

kitty porn

The act of two kitties going at it on film, for the enjoyment of people watching. Both kitties have claws and tails with fur all over, some toys maybe involved most time recreational use of catnip is involved.

"All day yesterday we were watching kitty porn."

by jon wasteland April 23, 2010

Kitty Coke

Kitty coke is a street term for adderall which is an amphetamine. Selling kitty coke gets the same punishment by law as if it was cocaine.

Hey kid you ever had kitty coke?"
"Shit son I need me some kitty coke."

by Nugz4US February 10, 2009

Kitty Condo

another name for vagina

That player rammed his cock into my kitty condo.

by jamesboob May 8, 2010