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woods kitty

That woods kitty sprayed my dog and now he stinks to high heaven.
by wormracer08 December 4, 2013
mugGet the woods kittymug.

albino kitty

A teenage girl who is albino and likes to lick the kitty.
Damn, look at dat albino kitty.
by HamHug February 22, 2017
mugGet the albino kittymug.

Kitty Dukakis

A "Kitty Dukakis" is an "Arnold Palmer Beverage (also referred to by white trash as twisted tea)" with a shot (or two) of good Citron/Lemon Vodka added. Though Kitty would probably have just poured in some hairspray!

This drink was first created at the Moana Surfrider Resort on Waikiki Beach on the Island of Oahu in the US State of Hawaii.

Trying to be funny I ordered a "Kitty Dukakis" from the cocktail waitress, to which she replied "huh".
I gave her the recipe and explained that Kitty would drink this because it looked like an "Arnold Palmer" and you couldn't smell the vodka on her breath. She took it hook, line and sinker!

Two years later I was in Waikiki again, we sit down and I order a "Kitty Dukakis" my friend laughs, the cocktail waitress says "do you want that with citron or regular vodka?" WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I get a Kitty Dukakis? Tell the bartender to use a good Citron Vodka!
by OneLane August 27, 2013
mugGet the Kitty Dukakismug.

Kitty Purry

Katy Perry's cat
Person: What's your cat's name?
Katy Perry: Kitty Purry.
by queefteisha March 26, 2017
mugGet the Kitty Purrymug.

male kitty

A gay man's penis that can be extremely hairy yet adorable
My male kitty is purrrrring
by Mattlowk21 May 26, 2017
mugGet the male kittymug.

Kitty Condo

That player rammed his cock into my kitty condo.
by jamesboob May 8, 2010
mugGet the Kitty Condomug.

licks the kitty

the act of placing tongue on young feline. the act of placing tongue on vagina(pussy). when adding a name to it, very funny phrase to say in your head to make you laugh.
mama cat licks the kitty.
(any name) licks the kitty.
by jackal210 July 29, 2009
mugGet the licks the kittymug.

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