1.Someone who attemtps to pick fights with anyone and everyone in a chat room.
2.Someone who argues just to get a raise out of someone else online
2.Someone who argues just to get a raise out of someone else online
man1: hey RandompersonA (insert random stupid shit here about other persons mom/girlfriend/country/dog )
RandompersonA: Dude back the hell up i wasn't talking to you
man1: oh really what are you going to do about it. If you wanna go lets go
RandompersonA: well if thats what you really want my address is ------------------ lets go bitch
man1: like i would come to your house your most likely some crazy dude who wants to eat me or something
RandomepersonA: STFU no one cares that your a keyboard tough guy
RandompersonA: Dude back the hell up i wasn't talking to you
man1: oh really what are you going to do about it. If you wanna go lets go
RandompersonA: well if thats what you really want my address is ------------------ lets go bitch
man1: like i would come to your house your most likely some crazy dude who wants to eat me or something
RandomepersonA: STFU no one cares that your a keyboard tough guy
by 1h81337 May 19, 2007
Straight person: asipufgaiugfvljdfkjbagipfuhauduguadsydhsgv
person #1: I dunno, that sounds pretty gay
person #2: Oh come on, thats obviously *hetero keyboard spam*
person #1: I dunno, that sounds pretty gay
person #2: Oh come on, thats obviously *hetero keyboard spam*
by Bergentruckung January 23, 2021
A kind way of telling a keyboard warrior to smash their face into the keyboard for being such an idiot
Normal person: furries should be illegal
Sjw: thats very furr-phobic of you
Normal person: go eat your keyboard furry
Sjw: thats very furr-phobic of you
Normal person: go eat your keyboard furry
by thekingoftheweb January 22, 2021
Someone who has been caught keyboard banging and types r then anyone else in the office to try and reform. (Making him a bigger joto then before)
Sol: Manny no longer seem to be a keyboard banger.
Duckie: Yeah he was caught ridding dirty being a keyboard banger and he is even more joto since he is a reformed keyboard banger.
Duckie: Yeah he was caught ridding dirty being a keyboard banger and he is even more joto since he is a reformed keyboard banger.
by rubber-duckie November 09, 2009
Dude 1: Man there's no way I'm getting any action tonight
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: I've got cheese on my keyboard
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: I've got cheese on my keyboard
by Chaoshawk April 28, 2008
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
When you can not use the letters P,O,R,N as it has been used too much in efforts of searching for porn and blocks you from your fun time.
by 101phoenix April 20, 2015