At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020
Get the Keith Austin Hernandezmug. The South Korean rapper who released a hit single titled 'It G Ma'. That was in 2015, and who knows what he's doing nowadays.
by sikefag March 3, 2018
Get the keith apemug. Whenever you’re totally keithing out. Keithing has many insertions in conversations..you can really just replace any word with keith/keithing.
Cool dude; woah!! He’s totally keithing it??
Lame dude; broseph what does that even mean..
Cool dude; keith up with the program bro..
Lame dude; broseph what does that even mean..
Cool dude; keith up with the program bro..
by Gnarlybro67 October 9, 2025
Get the Keithing itmug. Noun. k-EE-th
Australian male, typically over the age of 40, characterised by a staunch demeanour and a propensity for suburban disputes. Keiths are territorial by nature, short-tempered and, much like their female counter-type; the “Karen”, prone to authoritarian displays of power. They also like drinking shit beer and blasting Triple M loudly over their car stereo when home.
Australian male, typically over the age of 40, characterised by a staunch demeanour and a propensity for suburban disputes. Keiths are territorial by nature, short-tempered and, much like their female counter-type; the “Karen”, prone to authoritarian displays of power. They also like drinking shit beer and blasting Triple M loudly over their car stereo when home.
That Keith down the road was really on one this morning. A pregnant woman tried to park her car outside his house and he started screaming, "don't f**k with my trailer, c**t, don't park in my spot! It's the second time this week and I'm about to lose the plot. I phoned up the council and the bloke said it was mine, move your shit heap fo a car to the other f**king side!"
by playlunch_ May 12, 2025
Get the Keithmug. A male/female that normally is found in the countryside, often look like they’ve been struck by lightning. Known for schrumming young boys outside of schools.
by Keith1234567654 August 21, 2018
Get the Keith Smithmug. by Allie KATTTTTTT April 5, 2022
Get the Keith the bugmug. (Verb or gerund) used to describe a rockstar lifestyle, one which normally involves multiple women, guitar playing and living life to the full, regardless of age.
Dude 1: Luiz is such a player. Playing music to live audiences, chasing every single woman and living life free and easy.
Dude 2: yeah, he’s just Keithing about
Dude 2: yeah, he’s just Keithing about
by Bermuder April 24, 2023
Get the Keithingmug.