jump scotch

The act of sticking the two ends of a jump rope into two different people's anuses and proceeding to play jump rope while they throw their asses in a circle.

Last night we got bored so we decided to go jump scotch in the parking lot

by Lightweight4545 May 21, 2016

jumping the queue

not waiting your turn in line...cutting to the front.

The student, Andrew Meyer, who was well-known on campus for his practical jokes, was Tasered after jumping the queue to ask Mr Kerry a series of questions in a Florida University lecture hall on Monday.

by Gr8fulJamie October 3, 2007

jump the stage

An event where an uninvited person barges their way into a situation for the sole purpose of gaining attention or notoriety, and ends up looking like a fool.

"I can't believe that Kanye West would Jump the Stage during Taylor Swift's big moment."

by Spartan5000 September 14, 2009

high jumping

Wining a dining a girl who has a boyfriend with the intention of setting her standards too high for him (or other men) to handle. A form of long term cock blocking against the general population.

Taking a girl you do not intend to date at that moment on a once in a lifetime experience like a vacation, concert, or something super amazing and fun.

I took that girl on a helicopter ride, she loved it. Too bad her boyfriend can't afford it, man I high jumping!

by Stealsyourgirl August 19, 2013

Ridgie Jumping

Breaking into the guard carriage of an old Australian NSW suburban train and jumping off the back of the train into the train tunnels. The train is generally a C-set or a K-set.

John: Hey man, feel like doing some urbex
Sam: yeah ok sounds good
John: let's do a ridgie jump
Sam: Yeah man, ridgie jumping sounds good, I haven't been in the train tunnels for a while, let's do it!

by Urbex4life December 3, 2020

bush jump

An adrenaline fuelled sportoriginating at a kentish village allotment back in 2017. Competitiors go head to head to leap: as high as they can; and as deep as they can into a bush, hedge or shrub (of varying species).

Charles: Fuckenell, fucken big bush jump!!

Andy: Yeah fuck, the chaps gonna send it for a 7 metre!!!

by j.hamós June 16, 2018

head jump

When you live half your life saying a phrase wrong.

"My math teacher always thought the saying, 'head start' was 'head jump' for half of her life."

by pizzama2003 June 2, 2017