Jazz-Gun

A circumcised penis pushed inward in order to pass as an uncircumcised penis.

Mason tried to jazz-gun himself In order to fit in with the Europeans.

by Pussyhands11 January 19, 2021

Jazz Guns

1. Violently shaking finger guns
2. A combination of finger guns and jazz hands

Man did you see them doing jazz guns? I heard a lot of people are doing them these days.

by WithoutCheckered May 8, 2021

AH Jazz

Transformers death but not forgotten. He was a great autobot. A reference from Optimus Prime saying in regards to Jazz's death "AH Jazz" we must remember him for trying to take Megatron on his own.

Definition- someone who is brave not worthy of the outcome even if he is going to die to a greater foe.

Ironhide: "we couldn't save him"
Optimus Prime (holding the 2 halves of Jazz): "AH JAZZ"

by RandyMarsh101 June 15, 2022

jazz handed

It's when you're getting completely fisted (by a colleague, your boss, the man, etc) with the added value of them opening their hand completely and giving it a shimmy shake.

I'm grossly underpaid at work. I'm getting royally jazz handed.

by twisted spinach June 24, 2010

jazz cock

A cock that is very unpredictable.

I fucked Jared last night, and he came in like ten seconds. But then we fucked again and it took him like three hours. He's got a jazz cock!

by Raremeatpete May 5, 2014

Jazz Club

Female Genitalia that is both dark and dingy.

"Wow, your vagina is like a fucking jazz club."

by Bob Fossil January 30, 2008

whack jazz

Whack jazz is music that does not follow conventional song construction, tonality, and/or motifs. It's usually considered "jazz" due to the highly improvisational nature typically associated with this type of music and at being at least partially rooted in more traditional jazz forms, but not necessarily so.

More formal definitions of the form might include "avant garde," "free jazz," "experimental," "modern creative" or "noise music." A less formal term is "room-clearing music."

Noted practitioners of whack jazz include John Zorn, Peter Brötzmann, Merbow, Ornette Coleman, Albert Ayler, Fred Frith, Rahsaan Roland Kirk, Marc Ribot, Cecil Taylor and David Torn, just to name a few.

At its finest, whack jazz is art music with a punk disposition.

"Mark must be trying to tell us he's ready to end the party, he just replaced the Gap Band on the stereo with some of that fucked up whack jazz shit."

by Pic0 May 31, 2009