Your very jan. She is very jan. He is very jan.
by JLMJ2468 January 31, 2021

A special Scandinavian name, Jan Martins are usually the most sexy vikings of them all. They have longswords as long as their penises. So around 30 cm. Jan Martins powerful chest has more testosterone than an elephant with an erection.
by Sw00ty November 20, 2017

by Jan pabilo January 23, 2017

Johannes Jan Peter is the best husbant, that a woman can wish for. His hands are warm and very big, really soft and manly.
He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...
He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...
by peperuda July 13, 2017

Very sexy strong alpha male, has big penis. Loves his friends and mom, also loves other friends moms.
by gaser420 December 7, 2022

The baddest bitch u'll ever meet.
His ass is fatter than ur stomach and his personality is brighter than ur future.. Sorry to break it to u girl but he's probably gay tho
xoxo
His ass is fatter than ur stomach and his personality is brighter than ur future.. Sorry to break it to u girl but he's probably gay tho
xoxo
by Fattie999 April 14, 2020
