Jan-Malte

Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, plazing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.

Someone is sleeping there, it must be Jan-Malte.

by gabsyy January 8, 2025

jan panty

An elderly dutch man who fucks children inside of a burgerking. He likes panty's

I am going to the rietstraat 110 to visit jan panty

by gerben is a simp January 10, 2023

jan

jan is a funny and wonderful person as fuck. if you are together with a jan, it is never boring. he is always laughing!

it is very jan

by altischlangeaf January 2, 2017

jan - jan

a rat the is short angry, scared of everything. always makes who asked jokes like who asked for you to be a short lil cunt. short gyal ova here!!!!

"omg, is that jan - jan?" "mhm, it is!!" "that short lil cunt"

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Jan

Another word for asshole.

A: You are such a Jan!!!
- you are such an asshole

by Metulskie November 22, 2021

jan aber

that dude in the six impala server without a soundcloud account.

"I been waiting for this jan aber fella to link me his shit, homes!"

by LimpMushroomTip November 6, 2018

jan josue madrigal

a human

jan josue madrigal is a human

by not a human124 October 18, 2017