Jail Training

To hit someone in the ass-hole very hard to imitate being raped in the shower

Guy #1: i dropped my phone *bends over*
Guy #2: *hits guy #1 in the ass *
Guy #1: AHHH WTF?!
Guy #2: i gave you jail training!

by funnyguy223 June 18, 2011

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Jail dummies

Jail dummies are impressionable, naive, usually young people who are just entering the world of low end crime. The jail dummies have no clue what the profit from their crime is actually worth, because they're new and oblivious to the profit margins and believe the criminal hiring them is simply giving them a fair share.

In truth, the crime itself is usually simply but fairly high risk, which is why a smarter criminal will outsource the job to jail dummies, so the dummies go to jail while the career criminal gets to deny the whole thing.

Don't worry, if we get caught, I can deny the whole thing and blame it on my jail dummies.

by GliveCo January 23, 2023

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Killer jail

The ruins of lalala destroy by the god pou

Oh my gosh I’m gay for killer jail

by Avadapikachu February 15, 2023

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Jail

Yeah, see? He thinks it's him... And not ME 'Hym' but HIM him.

Hym "See? There. Jail."

by Hym Iam February 21, 2023

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jailing

accustoming oneself to life in jail and adapting one’s lifestyle to make one’s time there as tolerable as possible. Usually by making another inmate look foolish for others enjoyment.

"Dont let people Jail on you, always stand up for yourself"

You saw how zeke was jailing on shawn, that shit was funny as hell."

"Maaaan, stop jailing bro, fuck outta here"

by Prisonmike2.0 October 9, 2023

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