by JacobLikesMen March 6, 2020

That fucking big ass whore who can jump like a real kangaroo. Sometimes his hair is an actual bird's nest. He believes that he is rich but when you see it from you pov, you realize he's just a showoff who has nothing better to do. He can also do the "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and toes" dance fairly and decently well. He is the fakest ass bitch you will ever meet. One second he will talk to your face, but then the next he will say something completely different to other people behind your back. The amount of times he calls you an asshole behind your back is too many to count. He will pretend to be nice to you when it's your birthday, but right when the clock hits 12:00 am the next day, he starts up again.
by PAMELA WOOTEN June 25, 2020

Jacob is a gigantic self-loving jerk with the mentality of a two-year old. He will go out of his way to be a jerk to anyone who doesn't agree with him. He tries to act cool in front of his friends but it never works. He get very embarrassed if anyone sees him with his family. If you know a guy named Jacob he's probably a dick.
by WeirdoBeardoIsAWeirdo January 28, 2019

Cockney Rhyming Slang for Testicles.....origin : Jacobs Cream Crackers (Knackers) - Jacobs Cream Cracker Biscuits perhaps the best known of all UK plain Cracker Biscuits
by Boxhead Of Oz August 23, 2016

Usually a boy who is called a turtle is taller than 5" but shorted than 6" and usually hangs around boys of the name troy Julius and darreon
by Kamiya king February 4, 2018

Jacob is a boy who loves sports. He is funny and smart. Sometimes he has anger issues. Friendly to everyone. He is not mean. A lot of girls like him.
P.S. I’m a Jacob
P.S. I’m a Jacob
Girl: You know that new boy Jacob
Girl 2: Of course, he is cute
Jacob: (walks to the girls) hi
Both Girls:*blushing*
Girl 2: Of course, he is cute
Jacob: (walks to the girls) hi
Both Girls:*blushing*
by ImA Jacob14 April 20, 2018

Jacob is a very, very annoying person. He is a major douche bag, and no one likes him. Everyone hates him literally. He yells too much. He gets in trouble a lot. Why is he even alive?
Hey, you Jacob, kill yourself.
by Wanna one April 19, 2018
