A female dog. A female dog who wants to be loved. A beautiful female dog. A female dog that can bite your balls off.
Person 1: "You're a bitch."
Person 2: "Thank you!"
Person 1: "What?"
Person 2: "Bitch is a female dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are in nature. Nature is beautiful."
Person 2: "Thank you!"
Person 1: "What?"
Person 2: "Bitch is a female dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are in nature. Nature is beautiful."
by Asa January 1, 2017
Get the Bitchmug. by One eye one horn March 21, 2017
Get the Bitchmug. A female dog, otter, wolf, or fox. If you say someone has a "Shrimp dick" and then say they are a bitch, you are contradicting yourself unstable little shit. Not much of a insult now is it?
by End of reality. September 13, 2018
Get the Bitchmug. Jerry-“Here lads we got sooooo much maths homework today”
David-“ Ya that’s simply because maths is a bitch”
David-“ Ya that’s simply because maths is a bitch”
by Sean😜 September 17, 2017
Get the Bitchmug. 
A female dog...
by DontUseYourRealNamebtw June 4, 2018
Get the Bitchmug.