by Riskietbiskiet February 25, 2019

by Lars Jones March 16, 2021

O.P cease and desist your snow-flakery.
by flat earth scientist February 17, 2017

When it begins to snow so heavily that you believe that the the next day you won't be going to school/work. Then the snow stops in around an hour
Hannah: Ooh, look at how hard its snowing! We won't be going to school
Georgia: nah, thats just a snow tease
Georgia: nah, thats just a snow tease
by SnowTeaseSucks December 18, 2010

When a man cream pies into another man or woman, and another man follows behind engaging in sexual activity with said man or woman, pushing the cum deeper inside.
"Hey, Ben come on over and snowplow this dude when I'm done, hes begging for more," Mike insisted.
"O man! sounds like a good time, your cum will work like lube," said Ben.
"Ohhhh yea, I love snow plowing," said Mike.
"O man! sounds like a good time, your cum will work like lube," said Ben.
"Ohhhh yea, I love snow plowing," said Mike.
by The dock master November 30, 2018

Amelia was out playing in the snow. Currently it’s snow and freezing rain. She started banging in the door.
Amelia (age 7): “Mom. I might be fatly injured.”
Me: “Fatally you mean? What happened?”
Amelia: “I was hit by a snow wave. Hard.”
Me: “What’s a snow wave?”
Amelia: “It’s when the snow slaps you into the face!”
Me: “Did you fall in it?”
Amelia: “No. I was hit by a snow wave I said.”
Me: “I guess I still don’t understand what a snow wave is. Tell me how it happened.”
“I was minding my own business and trying to ride a scooter in the deep snow. It wasn’t working very good. Then a snow wave came up and smacked me right in the face! ”
And now you know what it is called when blowing snow goes into your face.
Amelia (age 7): “Mom. I might be fatly injured.”
Me: “Fatally you mean? What happened?”
Amelia: “I was hit by a snow wave. Hard.”
Me: “What’s a snow wave?”
Amelia: “It’s when the snow slaps you into the face!”
Me: “Did you fall in it?”
Amelia: “No. I was hit by a snow wave I said.”
Me: “I guess I still don’t understand what a snow wave is. Tell me how it happened.”
“I was minding my own business and trying to ride a scooter in the deep snow. It wasn’t working very good. Then a snow wave came up and smacked me right in the face! ”
And now you know what it is called when blowing snow goes into your face.
by Amelia Varilek February 12, 2019
