My moist basement

It floods on a regular basis usually from my reverse osmosis de ionization units float valve malfunctioning.

Mario:Welcome Luigi to my moist basement we store all of our food here.
Luigi:What in the name of the old apartment is that smell.
Mario:That would be the mold forming from the moisture we should probably get out of here and begin abatement as soon as possible.
Luigi:Yeah that would be a good idea.

by Microwave boy September 12, 2022

Topel basement

Place where you keep extra beer & sausage for key meetings. Will smell dank upon entry, increase with use. Pro edition comes fully featured with a piss funnel at standing height.

The bars closing let’s head over to your Topel Basement and keep the party going!

by Doc McGuinne September 6, 2023

Basement Show

A term that American fraternities use to denote rituals that take place in their basements. These include hazing or other things they do in their basement that no one else can ever see or hear about.

That little pussy freshman almost died last night in the Basement show.

by DickJohnson12345 September 4, 2019

Basement Cart

A sketchy cart that was made in somebody's gross basement, usually with no logo or name printed on the cart. also probably tastes like ass and could literally be laced

🧟 ♀️"Yo where'd you get this"
🧑 🏫"idk some guy"
🦹🏼"is that a fucking basement cart"
🧟 ♀️"this shits definitely a basement cart, imagine its laced lmaoooo"

by cheese112 April 3, 2023

basement tweeting

When you live in the basement at your parents house and troll extra hard to make yourself feel better about life. Everyone who trolls extra hard is assumed to be basement tweeting

You see all those troll comments? Basement tweeting alive and well.

by Crack pipe, snort stick June 9, 2017

Basement Slut

My Bitch who is usually a male non-juvenile homie.

You are my basement slut Aron:)

by BasementSlut#69 September 25, 2021

basemented

to be high on meth and drunk on alcohol

"Are you okay, you look like you're zoning out?"
"What are you, a bitter housewife? I'm basemented."

by Abdisalam October 13, 2017