God of Hammers

Thor.

"Father I don't know how I am going to do this without mjoilner"
"Are you the god of hammers? or the God of Lightning.

by B-Monkey Obama January 29, 2021

Thomas Gage Hammerstrom

erm what is going on I only play the binding of isaac

waht the spruce?? THat object is bolbous like Thomas Gage Hammerstroms fo head!!!11!1

by green goinkus January 29, 2023

Price Hill Hummer

The act of getting a blow job from a Price Hill hooker down on Warsaw avenue.

That man has gotten a Price Hill Hummer from just about every single fiend down on the block.

by FlatEarthIsNonsense June 3, 2023

strip club hummer

When a stripper puts her mouth on your penis and or testicles or all of the above, pants on, and breathes and vibrates your penis. Giant cock tease, but it is the strip club legal version of a traditional hummer.

I had a giant case of blue balls after the strip club hummers I got during all those lap dances at the Gold Club in dirty BR.

by Jamacha October 9, 2023