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Hair follicle

Why the f r I g are you looking this up on urban dictionary?????? Of all things !!!! You choose urban dictionary.
Obama care: Biden’s joe left toe

Jason derulo: J A S O N N NN N N N DERULUUUU (hair follicle)
by Youoyo March 17, 2021
mugGet the Hair folliclemug.

Crung Hair

Thick, bushy ring of coarse hair around the anus.
That chick is hot but she got the crung hair.

I desperately need to trim my crung hair.
by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018
mugGet the Crung Hairmug.

Hair pains

(n) An ailment which occurs when hair stays in the same unnatural position for a long period of time (ie. a change in hair parting or direction). Symptoms of Hair pains are aching, twanging pains on the scalp when hair is moved or has pressure applied to it.
Occurs especially around times when hair has not been washed for a while.
Jen: Ohh I've had my hair in a tight high ponytail all day, I think I'm getting hair pains!

Emma: I changed my parting this morning for the lols and now my scalp is feeling the results; hair pains!!
by cwfb3kwx May 10, 2011
mugGet the Hair painsmug.

Neon hair

The stereotypical, over-the-top liberal chick (did you just *assume* my gender?!). Distinguished by their brightly dyed hair and propensity to be conspicuously offended and outraged by just about anything that doesn't perfectly line up with their ultra left wing views, and easily identified by overuse of the words "racism" and anything ending with "-phobic"
Guy on Twitter: Man I think it'd be really cool to raise a family and be a Christian.
Neon hair: THAT'S RACIST AND HOMOPHOBIC! YOU'RE ALSO FATPHOBIC BECAUSE I SAW YOUR POST ABOUT GOING TO THE GYM ONCE!
by Russellsroughneck July 21, 2021
mugGet the Neon hairmug.

Tomato Hair

When a man or woman breaks another person's hymen then proceeds to put their head on the bloody vagina mopping up the blood with their hair
I need a man who can do the tomato hair
by Henrydickthong42069 February 15, 2017
mugGet the Tomato Hairmug.

bussy hair

A expression @joewoahy on TikTok says a lot.
by Midari Ikishima November 8, 2020
mugGet the bussy hairmug.

Hair Skate

A true homage to old-school hockey, the "Hair Skate" is commonly defined as the following:

i) A skating session in which the ice time is free of charge, and which generally involves small groups of hockey players taking part in a game of shinny.

ii) The act of applying grease to one's hair prior to the aforementioned game of shinny. May also refer to the application of grease to one's hair prior to any form of hockey, organized or otherwise. The name for this session is derived from the principle that asserts the application of the aforementioned grease to one's hair will enable one's hair to flow gracefully in the wind as they glide down the ice.
by Gineboxcaptain September 4, 2009
mugGet the Hair Skatemug.

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