A serious non stop case of the shits, usually occuring from 1-3 days. Also known as irratible bowel syndrome
by 4sk!n December 15, 2009

A term that refers to an occasion were by people who use this phrase are them themselves wrong. as Greg like Chuck Norris is infallible and never EVER wrong.
by Sheep is a twat. August 8, 2010

Term for anyone who raped and had sex with your mother last night and is trying to prevent them for aborting the new baby, especially someone with half the state of Texas as their fan club. Named after an asshole who passed a heartbeat act during his tenure as governor
by InvaderInvader October 3, 2021

This is not a simple man but a man of great finesse, smarts, and has an unrequited love for a metronome and a hate for disrespect.
by Unknown warrior October 20, 2019

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

When ur nigga(s) hangout out with other niggaz and when u try to converse the nigga ignores u
No one likes a Greg
If u ever met a Greg get urself out
No one likes a Greg
If u ever met a Greg get urself out
OG nigga: hey
“Greg”: ...
OG Nigga *... KILLS THAT NIGGER*
Greg *murdered*
( Greg Heffley from diary of a whinny kid)
“Greg”: ...
OG Nigga *... KILLS THAT NIGGER*
Greg *murdered*
( Greg Heffley from diary of a whinny kid)
by The2ndcummingogjesus June 21, 2018

by The boss bros July 9, 2022
