Glitter Noodle

This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)

This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.

Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.

Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.

Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?

by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009

Stupid Glitter Cunt

A person who perceives they have a higher social status than they actually do. This individual feels a constant need to remind those around them of their fictional superiority.

"What do you mean I don't get free bottle servie?!" Cried Jon. He's such a Stupid Glitter Cunt.

by B-List-Influencer October 8, 2023

glitter x

a censored nickname for sex

tom- hey Leah I want to have glitter x with you

Leah- I want to have glitter x with you too

by coco Isaac scara November 1, 2024

Glitter

Someone who is a cannibal and kills people they also drinks sink water don’t mess with them cause they will murder you

Glitter

by Glitter man October 22, 2020

glitter method

a way of style and living in the presence of glitter

Her style embodies the glitter method.

by theglittermethod June 26, 2018

Glitter-due

The residue/left overs of glitter/ glitter glue.

Abby did you leave any Glitter-due?

Why is their Glitter-due everywhere!

by sillywillyepic June 5, 2024

Glitter Cupcake

After an act of relationship, icing the breasticle region of your partner, then proceeding to throw glitter on them.

You were great last night, those glitter cupcakes should get you more subscribers.

by HornSwaggledDoubleD May 23, 2022