Figgety Fucked Up

Extremely pushed to the most aggravated edge of something; irritated (emotion-wise); strong feelings or habit forming

"That dude had me figgety fucked up the other morning."

by Honeybun456 February 11, 2016

fucked up bastard

someone who does dangerous stuff to gain recognition

Fucked up: I jumped off a 30 foot wall as a challenge yesterday..............you:fucked up bastard

by PHRASE giver December 25, 2013

fucked up shit

Something that happens that is truly fucked up. An example is when an ugly ass son of a bitch has the nerve to imply that you aren't good enough for him when his girlfriend has the body of a teletubby and her eyebrows don't share the same zip code.

Christopher made some dumbass comments about your body. That is some fucked up shit.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 30, 2017

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 04, 2021

fucked up shit

something is screwed up real bad

do this homework is fucked up shit

by yolanda anderson December 12, 2007

fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you

Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill

by DirtyDave42069 March 08, 2017

cut the fuck up

Strong or muscular

Danny stole your girl because he was cut the fuck up.

by Humpty72 February 19, 2018