Freshman

Another word for a loser who doesn't want to go outside and do anything with his amazing friends who are pulling awesome pranks. These type of people often have the name Josh and have trouble being cool or telling good jokes.

Guy #1: Hey Josh you wanna come with me and the guys and go pull a prank on this old lady down the street?
Josh: No man I don't feel like being cool and impressing my friends.
Guy #1: Wow you are acting like a total freshman right now. See you later freshman.

by ARASL1994 September 2, 2011

Freshman 15

When a man attempts to have intercourse with 15 college freshman in one night. The guy who completes this great challenge of endurance and skills with the ladies. Is crowned king of the night.

"Hey Alec have you completed the freshman 15"

"Nah man I can't even get one"
"Well you better keep trying Grants already on number five"

by Youknowwhothisisjamed September 19, 2017

stupida freshmano.

a devastatingly stupid creature. found stopping the traffic of everyday highschoolers and. we have found. that they are the lowest form on the food chain. even the 8th grade bastards hate the stupida freshmano. if you see one. either A kick the shit out of it. B burn it. C point and laugh. D find the motherfucker in a dark alley and beat the shit out of it. D is the preferred method. has no rights. shoot on site.

hey dude i cussed out a stupida freshmano. "why" motherfucker was blocking the goddanm hallway. supid mother fuckers. they have no rights.

by Wnilly March 13, 2011

pink fresh meat taco

The act of a male shitting on a female's vaginal area, then ejaculating on top of the said turd. The male then may or may not eat the freshly made entree.

I was horny, hungry, and had to take a shit at the same time, so I made myself a pink fresh meat taco. MMMmmmm....

by Steve-o and Tim May 30, 2007

freshmen slayer

someone who fucks multiple freshmen and takes their virginity in words he slayd them

Say someone name James fucks many freshmen and names him self the slayer therefore he's he freshmen slayer

by obey_james23 March 4, 2015

freshman boy

The moment you scream 'fuck you' in the middle of a cafeteria, but your voice cracks and shows you're really a three year old.

'He pulled a freshman boy the other day."

by SimmithaVoilet September 18, 2017

Freshman

The common pest of High schools and colleges around the United states. Most freshman do stupid shit like cross streets when the light is green or ask a senior where the gym is, even though they are in front of it

Freshman: " do you know where the gym is?"
Senior: " You a freshman?"
Freshman: "yes"
Senior: Chuckles and sends freshman on the other side of the school
Freshman: "thanks"
Senior: "No problem"
Teacher: talks to freshman " the gym is on the other side of the school"

by SmooTheDragon June 11, 2019