Proud Ford F-150 Owner

45 year old man going through a midlife crisis. Lives in Florida. Has a mullet. Ex-Convict. Probably stares at the children's genitalia at the playground. Goes mudding with his 12 year old son. His wife left him because he drinks non stop and licks her without consent. Listens to Nickelback 24/7. He stands up for his country. Supports Trump. Has a confederate flag on the back of his truck and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth.

My name is Harris and I am a proud Ford F-150 owner. Father of 7, and 3 ex wives. I Love the U.S. and little girls/boys.

by mellowyellowbro October 28, 2019

forbidden fruit

Someone who is attractive but is illegal or taboo to jave sex with, for example a family member, a married person, an underage person etc.

She's forbidden fruit coz she's married

by tory borty February 16, 2013

Ford Escape

a term used to describe any car that is driven by an overly attractive male that is desired by a plethora of young women.

Did you see that guy in that "ford escape"?

by Ford Escapes are really nice. March 25, 2010

Forbidden cotton candy

The delicious looking , pink, fiberglass insulation often found in the walls of homes.

My dad is remodeling my basement this weekend, you guys wanna come over and eat the left over forbidden cotton candy?

by Merrick0930 March 23, 2021

jack ford

is the fat gay man and has a really hot mum, he will slide through Ur back door or u toilet just to watch Ur little sister sleep but dont worry he is week as piss he is pretty much like a Mr bordoni but younger no moustache and has had a stroke

jeez is he is such a jack ford

oh no i hear a jack ford a coming hide Ur 43 sisters bily

by big dick kid raper November 15, 2018

Horizon Forbidden West

An amazing game made by Playstation that you should defin buy! and aloy is a very savage ass woman

Horizon Forbidden West

by Aloy_Sobek June 26, 2022

voting in Florida

1.) a phrase emphasizing the lack of recognition one may get for doing a certain thing

2.) a useless activity

Ace: I spent all day on WoW farming titanium ore.

Gary: Yikes, really? So you've been voting in Florida all day while I've been at work? Nice, thanks...

Ace: Well, you may have made 120 real-life dollars, but I've made over 4k gold! So, suck it.

by jbushido August 31, 2010