super-flex

a term for attacking someone on a couch while you are standing. simply scream super-flex!, smack your elbow twice, jump up and pile drive your target with that elbow. if necessary, repeat several times. useful for entertainment purposes when with a bunch of guys.

Chuck: Super-Flex! (smack smack)
Taylor: NOOO!

by Steven Lasse September 29, 2008

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old flex

Someone you use to talk too or have relations with

I just came from seeing my old flex

by Ggbandz April 01, 2018

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long flex

To do more work than nesscary, like when someone flexes their back more than needed to do something.

This phrase is usually assoicated with doing with doing extra credit homework or taking 2 hours to work that can easily performed in 30 mins, generally all schoolwork that geeks and nerds do.

Me:How many of pages of coursework you do? I did 9, font size 14

Zubair: Man I was up till 3 in the morning and did 33 pages, font size 10.

Me: Your long flex dude.

by Carl Anka February 26, 2006

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Flex Tape

A creation by the almighty god Phil Swift who can patch, bond, seal, and repair with no effort at all. It is his gift to us mortals to repair our foolish mistakes. Don’t try making it at home, because it is a creation by a GOD, not a HUMAN. Only the most worthy people are chosen to own it. Without Flex Tape, we would not exist.

John: “Phil Swift appeared in front of me and gave me a roll of Flex Tape yesterday!”
Caden: “You should be glad, he has chosen you as a worthy bearer of that supernatural gift.

by Big Ol' Boy April 20, 2019

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