Jard Sale

It's a yard sale. But they took sounding it out to another level

Come to my Jard Sale. I'm selling things in my yard.

by He-he-ha-he June 10, 2025

sales-dupont

Fat Danish wanker

That's guy is such a Sales-Dupont he's fat Danish and a wanker

by Family name definitoons July 23, 2016

2-for-1 Sale

When grabbing a snack food and getting two pieces when grabbing one.

*Man goes for a chip, pulls and another gets dragged out*
"Nice, 2-for-1 Sale."

by tbclycan October 4, 2011

Sales Rage

An emotional state that affects a few people while attending a SALE promotion at large department stores. Usually when a shopper is so focus on obtaining an item that have been reduced in price, but was thwarted in obtaining it by a competing shopper. Related to Trolley Rage; Road Rage.

"The woman was in a Sales Rage when she missed the last of 50% discounted LV hand bags, after waiting outside Harrods store since 2am."

by LawBlader December 27, 2009

Yard saled

When a junkie dirt squirrel goes through all your stuff flinging it around looking for shit to steal.

That dirt squirrel yard saled my room and stole my dope.

I came home last night and my entire house was yard saled

by YakA88 September 18, 2022

Garage Sale

When people try to make a profit off of objects/junk they never bought themselves.

Person 1: (hangs up sign for garage sale)
Person 2: I'd better get out of here, this is starting to look like a Garage Sale

by Shuastereno October 23, 2012

Billable Sales

Easiest way to piss off your assistant manager

I clicked billable sales and now James has gone emo-james

by Electrix7716 March 20, 2022