super-flex

a term for attacking someone on a couch while you are standing. simply scream super-flex!, smack your elbow twice, jump up and pile drive your target with that elbow. if necessary, repeat several times. useful for entertainment purposes when with a bunch of guys.

Chuck: Super-Flex! (smack smack)
Taylor: NOOO!

by Steven Lasse January 13, 2009

old flex

Someone you use to talk too or have relations with

I just came from seeing my old flex

by Ggbandz May 19, 2018

long flex

To do more work than nesscary, like when someone flexes their back more than needed to do something.

This phrase is usually assoicated with doing with doing extra credit homework or taking 2 hours to work that can easily performed in 30 mins, generally all schoolwork that geeks and nerds do.

Me:How many of pages of coursework you do? I did 9, font size 14

Zubair: Man I was up till 3 in the morning and did 33 pages, font size 10.

Me: Your long flex dude.

by Carl Anka April 12, 2006

Uber Flex

Uber flex is what happens when you and your brothers go out drinking and try to fight the Uber driver because he won’t let you in the car. Usually, one of the potential passengers takes off his shirt and flexes his muscles to show signs of aggression.

Apparently, U got hammered last night and started Uber Flexing on the driver who wouldn’t let you inside the car.

by Mike McGaffrey January 5, 2019

huge flex

licking other peoples armpits to get a taste of their soul.

“dude my kink is being a huge flex, makes me horny”

by hits pls March 20, 2021

Instagram flexing

When you think you’re better than someone else by posting a picture on Instagram acting like you got it like that but really you don’t.

Dude did you see Jake Mcvay on instagram?

-yeah dude that fool was straight Instagram flexing.

by Paul Pistone May 25, 2018

Flexing season

It is after Christmas and it’s really cold!! But for some they are iced out and from January 1st to January 15 it’s flexing season. That means you have to wear the most expensive or the best fits you have in your closet!!

Yo you got your drip for flexing season

by Megavirgin234 October 15, 2019