Someone who enjoys jerking off to their mother. They have a miniature cock and are ugly as fuck and have bad style. it is also someone who is classified as a freakbob. Lastly, this is someone who wants to kiss little boys.
by Dagisgay April 3, 2025
Get the Erik mug.A big bombaclat that drinks red wine every single night. He is usually on discord chatting with his mates, or asleep after too much alcohol.
Jonas: yo, have you heard from Erik Markus, he is not answering my calls?
Knut: he is probably asleep, he told me he had 12 glasses of wine 30 minutes ago.
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Knut: he is probably asleep, he told me he had 12 glasses of wine 30 minutes ago.
Jonas: boommbbaaclatt
by Grønni2Grovish April 4, 2024
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Get the Erik mug.Erik the hacker is a super gay, short, guy that is a professional hacker. Also referred to as Progamer82
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Some think that people with the name Erik are gods among mortals.
Some think that people with the name Erik are gods among mortals.
Person 1: is that Erik?
Person 2: That guy is god
Person 1: You mean like Jesus?
Person 2: Better than Jesus!
Person 2: That guy is god
Person 1: You mean like Jesus?
Person 2: Better than Jesus!
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