iPad elbow

A medical condition of the affluent, mainly incurred by having your arms at a 90 degree angle while holding your iPad in bed for a prolonged period of time. Problem exacerbated when trying to hold the iPad with one hand and jacking off with the other.

Sorry I cannot help you move next weekend. I'm suffering from iPad elbow.

by Grant Rampus July 14, 2016

Elbow-Licking

If you are not able to do this it is said you have blood cancer and that you blonde.

Oh Amy have you heard of Elbow-Licking?

by 828729109mdsns9 October 6, 2010

elbow ash

elbow ash is another name for blond girls, you can use elbow ash as a sub for a blond girl named marley.

oh look at elbow ash over there. hey elbow ash how was your day?

by marxey April 19, 2022

fat elbow

Similar to "fat finger"
When the folds on your arms knock over stuff or accidentally dial an ambulance company.

"OMG, Patty just fat elbowed my latte, again!"

by DeltaAlphaLimaEcho March 17, 2016

Elbow buddy

Like friends with benefits, but not a serious. Mostly committed only to cuddling and holding hands, no sex or kissing.

Johanna wants an elbow buddy because she's too young to have a fuckbuddy and to scared of relationship commitment

by Edgedaddy October 20, 2016

elbow toucher

A lesbian. Referring to a Degrassi episode where two lesbian touched each others elbows, indicating that they were into each other, elbow toucher.

Kendra and Kim are going out? I had no idea they were elbow touchers!

by just a degrassi fan October 19, 2010

Floor elbows

Indescribable words used in the Christina Aguleria (however you spell it!) song "dirrrrrty".

Floor elbow, ring the alarm, floor elbows

by Lurpak April 29, 2003