defecation wand

rigid stick or prod used to minimize a "lincoln log" so it will more easily depart in a toilet

shit! this lumps' more than a mouthful for baby!, i'm gonna need my defecation wand!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

definition

what you are reading right now

This sentence is an example of the word, "definition."

by pseudonym1.0 December 15, 2009

definition

what ppl put on this site y'all

it's fun to make definitions on this site

by loco asshole February 17, 2005

The Definition of Awesome

Awesome is a term that is often thrown around but things that can be awesome are of a vast range and it needs clear measurment

Any living creature tyhat can enlist the help of a FREAKING DINOSAUR to help in with the destruction of a Satellite that would destroy the Eath by making it's inhabitants single minded slaves.

That guy in space that just got a dinosaur to destroy a satellite is "The Definition of Awesome"

by freekzim223 June 13, 2011

Defication

To deficate, including all food consumed and digested. Including but not limited to: corn, beef, chips, wheat, coy cars, hamsters bones, etc.

Man thats nasty look at all that defication.

by Cusher Van Buren December 1, 2004

self defecation

Self defecation is the act of being able to make fun and/or light of yourself in an effort toward 'humanizing' yourself. Actually that is the definition of 'self deprecation' however self defecation is self deprecation BUT to the 'Nth' degree. To further explain, the antonym of being self deprecative would be 'pompous' while the antonym of being self defecative would be that of a 'complete pompous ass'.

He was trying too hard to fit in by using some self defecation humour and ended up making himself not only the butt of his own jokes, but everyone else's as well. What a complete ass, he sure went overboard.

by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007

Defanation

Definition of a nation.

Capitalism is the defanation of America.

by Tayfletch March 25, 2013