december mindfuck

when it's close to the new year and you keep forgetting that people refer to 'next year' as a month later

Bob: "Soo yeah I guess I'll see you next year, Ted!"
Ted: "Uh whoa, buddy. Going somewhere?..."
Bob: "Naw man, I mean in a month!"
Ted: "Aw man, I just got December mindfucked!"

by mindfucked1000 December 23, 2010

December 6th

Wear ur pajamas to school.

Why is everybody wearing pajamas on the December 6th?

by armyduhh November 30, 2019

December

Everyday of December is a hug day

Let me hug you it’s december

by MartyTT November 6, 2019

December 32 2020

The beginning of Hell

Jerome: Hey Kathy you ready for December 32 2020.
Kathy: no it doesn’t exist
Jerome: Yes it does you dumb bitch now go tell your friends.

by thickbugatti365#0766 discord November 1, 2020

December 23

Girls born on December 23rd are not people to mess with, they have had combined Christmas and birthday gifts all their life, and if you get on their bad side it may be the last thing you do

April baby : “I can take your man if I want to”

Girls born on December 23rd: “if you even think about him I’ll claw your brain out of your scull and send it to your mom in a box”

by Blackbitch35 October 1, 2020

December 18

People who are born on December 18. Are the most funnest amazing people who will never ever betray you. Get you a friend who is born on this day. This person is also the thickest and loves to have fun. They care about there friends and family more then anything.

Wow maram is born in December 18 no wonder why she’s amazing

by Alright never disappoint me January 18, 2021

26 december

If you were born on December 26, you are one of the most BEAUTIFUL people in the world, you deserve ALL the LOVE, you are hard-working and intelligent. KISS OF THREE. You are talented, you are unique and many people love you.

A: When is your birthday?
B: 26 december
A: OMG bitch, I already love you

by NaoVen October 15, 2020