David

David is a strong name, usually associated with crack or coke heads. He thinks he’s cool but he rarely shows it, if you know a David play it cool when he least expects it hug him as tight as you can ... around the neck with a cable
U should have seen the lazy piece of shit that David is being.
by Urbandick12345678910 October 31, 2019
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trash at fortnite you will crush him at the because he is hilariously bad at the game when you crush him in a 1 v 1 he will trash talk you for a hour straight
David tried to build a wall but got headshotted.
by fam master February 19, 2019
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An awesome person, many people's best friend, gets all the girls and friends get jealous. Smart boy. If you make fun of him he will beat the life out of you. Quiet at first but becomes funniest person you'll ever meet. Good artist, leader of all men and a strong male. Unhatable person, doesn't tolerate fake people. Literally has expensive stuff but says he isn't rich- humble
David is my man
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Gay and loves boys he will make a guy cum in 1 sec
Guy 1: hey David I wanna talk to you

David: ok sexy mf
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David is a fatass Asian and mexican who plays Fortnite all day and says he has a girlfriend but any time he meets a new girl says thats his Girlfriend.
I wished David would leave me alone.
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He is quiet big and looks like big al off toy story. He’s a big cunt and when he yells everyone around him laughs at him and that makes him triggered. Also he has an everlasting forehead and scabs on the back of his head
Boy : hey have you saw David today
Boy#2: oh big al the maths teacher
by Tootsy November 14, 2019
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