doing a jack

the act of wanking on skype to his female and male friends

the act of living in a freezer
boy= "im gonna have a wank"
girl= "please dont do a jack"

boy= "how far have you gone with jack ?"
girlfriend= "practically no where, hes doing a jack again"
by izamberie August 17, 2015
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Doing a Lauda

doing the right thing, all the time every time professionally. In reference to "Niki Lauda".
"He did a real lauda there. "
"He was doing a lauda"
by TheDinnerKing June 04, 2019
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to do a julio

To be so eager to win a pizza buffet bet against a girl, that you eat until it is physically impossible to chew any more and vomit the contents of your stomach onto the table- in the restaurant. And then demand a rematch.
"dude, no! ooh GAHD! Just try not to do a Julio, ok?....oh that is grim, you totally projectiled across the table"
"yeah, it kinda looks like stroganoff"
by KaylitaW November 22, 2011
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do a Purkiss

intransative verb /perk-iss/ 1. to lose connection while online
"Where's Stephen ?"
"Oh he just did a Purkiss".

"If you do a Purkiss again I won't be able to send you that E-Mail"
by Carmen+Rafiqi April 25, 2008
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Do a Baruchi

Committing to a bicycle ride and at the last moment, to give a lame excuse and leave everyone waiting.
He said he would come out for the bike ride, 5 minutes before the starting time he claimed his Brazilian uncle was sleeping on his cycling clothes, we told him not to do a baruchi but he left us in the rain and went back to sleep. #doabaruchi
by Brazilian baruchi January 26, 2018
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Doing a Sword

A man wanting to suck Sword / a dick.
by lingering January 28, 2010
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Doing it for the notes

When someone acts completely different to how they actually are to ‘impress’ people online. Their posts are like blanket statements that loads of people can relate to, or show a particular trait or angle of sympathy that people are fond of, for the sole purpose of getting notes. Hence, doing it for the notes.
“He really has a tough life…this kid has 6 types of cancer, no parents, AND he does charity work for animals. I bet he’s a really cool guy!”

“He’s a dickhead really. He's just doing it for the notes.”
by ed.da.vinci August 23, 2011
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