kilt custard

the left over custard after you have a weggie in a kilt

Scottish person:Love I need me kilt cleaned!
Wife:Why?
Scottish person:I got kilt custard on it.

by Shmidey April 09, 2016

Custard tart

Cold hearted, sloppy excuse for a nice person

Shit he is so custard tarted isn't he?

by Nikesem December 14, 2018

on custard

the shit hayden allison be sayin all the time, just means on god

"you fr?"
"on custard"

by Dogatorix July 05, 2022

pork custard

Another phrase for man gravy, or to simplify jizz

I bet she'd or he'd or they'd like some of my pork custard

by Pp pork meister July 07, 2023

nr eating custard

something that is on most boys snap stories multiple times a day often changed to “saving my custard for later”

“nr eating custard”

by shagasaurus rex September 19, 2020

custard rocket

What comes out of 130" of pain.

"Scott shot a huge custard rocket the other day all over me" -Kali

by Rick Rollin May 01, 2008

Bad Custard

A euphemism for stale or dehydrated ejaculate.

A lack of personal hygiene is apparent as there are still the telltale signs of bad custard on her sheets.

by Farfignootan August 01, 2022