A woman, having been sufficiently "pounded," enters a Vaginal Coma when either:
A. Her pelvic bone breaks.
B. Her pelvic bone becomes misaligned - resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.
C. The vaginal area becomes severely bruised, resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.
In any of the above scenarios, the woman is deterred from any form of vaginal (and usually anal) intercourse, for a large amount of time.
A. Her pelvic bone breaks.
B. Her pelvic bone becomes misaligned - resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.
C. The vaginal area becomes severely bruised, resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.
In any of the above scenarios, the woman is deterred from any form of vaginal (and usually anal) intercourse, for a large amount of time.
Girl 1: What's the matter?! You can't walk straight!
Girl 2: We were really going at it last night, but then he gave me a Tennessee Vaghammer, and now I think my pelvic bone is broken!
Girl 1: Oh noes! Looks like you've got a Vaginal Coma!
Girl 2: We were really going at it last night, but then he gave me a Tennessee Vaghammer, and now I think my pelvic bone is broken!
Girl 1: Oh noes! Looks like you've got a Vaginal Coma!
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Jim tried to hold a conversation with his wife after they had sex, but his post-nut coma prevented him from saying anything intelligent - and from focusing on anything his wife had to say.
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Boss: "I've heard there was another train failure on the DART line this morning."
Employee says: "I know, it's outrageous! It costs our economy millions every week!"
Employee thinks: Thank god I was in a commuter coma anyway, extending my sleep instead of making this fat bastard even richer.
Boss thinks: Is this slacker smelling of booze or what?
Employee says: "I know, it's outrageous! It costs our economy millions every week!"
Employee thinks: Thank god I was in a commuter coma anyway, extending my sleep instead of making this fat bastard even richer.
Boss thinks: Is this slacker smelling of booze or what?
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