When someone smokes an extensive amount of cannabis and yaks. They’re face becomes gray, wet, and they are frozen, resembling wet clay.
by Ripinthechat December 02, 2018
by Bings July 29, 2023
When your poop is thick on your butthole over pooping and you have to wipe over and over. Resulting in using baby wipes to get your butthole clean.
by Miss Spectacular March 11, 2021
As the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
Zach: Your mom gey
Clay: You see but if you see if you were up to date on modern scientific thesis you would know that clause has been proven to be flawed, as Clays Law of Yo Mama states the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
Clay: You see but if you see if you were up to date on modern scientific thesis you would know that clause has been proven to be flawed, as Clays Law of Yo Mama states the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
by Crazycharger September 16, 2021
The act of your jerking off into a used garment/property of somebody you want to fuck then. Then Just before you cum, you throw the used grament/property in the air and try to shoot load and hit said target.
Bro! brandon went clay-birding with jessicas' towel in the lounge lastnight. Dude chucked it back in the heat rack after the mad dog.
by Saltyseadog75 August 02, 2018
A subtype of diarrhea, characterized by a sharting noise and diffuse clay colored discoloration of the toilet reminiscent of Jackson Polluck.
by spraymatthews December 16, 2015
1. Lame playground insult used to taunt boys named Clayton.
2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.
3. Literally a dick formed from clay.
2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.
3. Literally a dick formed from clay.
Punk-ass kid: Hey Clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!
Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.
The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!
Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.
The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.
by The_Klay March 01, 2018