FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES.

A fairly known meme from "The Orville", in which two Moclans start smoking cigarettes and order a machine to create 500 cigarettes, in which they slowly, overtime, get incredibly addicted to cigarettes.

Klyden: "The tingles! Do you feel them?"

Bortus: "I do."

Klyden: "We must have more!"

(Bortus presses a button)

Bortus: "FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES."

by manwithsomelies July 28, 2025

cigarette finger

When you smoke, your finger turns yellow

Terry has awful cigarette finger. He must smoke a pack a day.

by 7MVsjUk May 3, 2018

Cigarette butt

The end of the cigarette that you throw on the ground when you’re done smoking

I was smoking with my friends and I was at the cigarette butt before they were

by Bestiebooboo March 16, 2023

cigarette bud

a nigga be lame, corny, dumb ash, broke , nd jus be dick eatin for no reason wht so ever

dude 1: yu see tht nigga dick eatin
dude2: yea
dude 1 and 2: tht nigga cigarette bud

by 5ive9ine June 13, 2023

New York Cigarette

A term used to describe the act of oral sex of a male in public, typically in a dark alleyway or behind the nearest dumpster. The term is often used by American tourists in foreign countries.

Random person: 'hey could I steal a cigarette?'

American tourist: 'sure, but have you ever had a New York cigarette?'

by YabbaDabbaDooToo January 21, 2018

Fried Cigarettes

Poor people food like Extremely poor

I love eating fried Cigarettes

by El Pseudonymio July 29, 2025

Cigarette mom

The Mother of usually a teen that always has a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. The go-to party supplier for minors, and may or may not have slept with her daughter’s ex boyfriend. Re-Living their glory days through their children in school.

Ahhhh Hannah’s mom is cool, she’s a cigarette mom.

by HelloMoto69 August 20, 2024