choad

A short fat person often from canada. Choads can be annoyingly small and they often tell lies.

"Man that canadian fucker is such a choad"

by Joe Starakovsky January 18, 2008

choad

A penis that is fatter than it is long.

Suren Sahadacny when his ugly ancient indian mother fucks his psychopathic insane european father to make the worst possible children, so bad that they live in the middle of the woods.

by XxX September 19, 2003

choadman

A choad in human form, or a choad that has been reincarnated as a human, usually by living a bad or corrupt life

Live a good life son, or you shall be reincarnated as a choadman

by someone else February 3, 2003

chapalappeg

To have ones nipples sucked.

Josh caughgt his Mum being chapalappegged!

by Sam Wood May 17, 2006

Chop A Thot

A life style in which you dedicate your time to karate chopping thots in the throat. It’s is not to be used on a respectable woman, so only preform a chop on someone that has commuted thottary in any form. A common misconception about “chop a thot” is most people think chopping a thot is just a way to release all your daily frustration onto said thot. Chop an thot is a way of life.

D’Andre - This thot asked for nudes when I wanted to have an intellectual conversation

Fitsum - Man, you gotta CHOP A THOT

by Cozyboye December 2, 2017

choadman

Raj Chohan, a reporter at News 4 in Denver, CO. He is the physical form of the choadman (one who is a choad).

If you guys fuck up my live shot, I'll call the cops.

by Spencer R December 2, 2004

choad

a guy with "small man syndrome." he is short and needs a huge S.U.V. and muscles and is very cocky. huge asshole. Is called a choad because he has small man syndrome which means he has a short fat penis.

That guy is such a choad.
He was so choady

by Kelly September 29, 2003