chinese eyes

what happens to your eyes after smoking way too much marijuana, they get very droppy, narrow, and you can barely hold them open

damn, this dro is giving me chinese eyes, I can barely hold them open

by T ROCK January 04, 2005

chinese caligraphy

beautiful chinese art of writings or charcters that is now copied by the Japanese

chinese caligraphy is so cool

by britis April 03, 2005

Chinese Firetruck

When somebody puts ice on his/her dick until it turns red and then someone gives that person a blowjob.

Jerry: Hey Lakeisha, get your ass in this bed and give me a Chinese Firetruck!!!

by DjAsianTech November 05, 2010

chinese tool

a feebal penis not up for the job at hand

go and show your mum your chinese tool

by hugh jass September 22, 2003

Chinese Blindfold

This occurs when one is masturbating and when ejaculation occurs, it goes into one's eye causing one to squint.

Man 1: Man why are squinting like that?
Man 2: Last night I gave myself a chinese blindfold.

by Sean Fox April 15, 2006

chinese butthole

The act of slipping a quarter into a partner's anus, making it look Chinese.

I gave her the old Chinese butthole!

by TerminatorARB March 16, 2018

Chinese Bombshell

When you pull a girls eyes during doggy style and as you are about to cum you fart as loud as possible

Yo Jack, I had the dirtiest Chinese Bombshell with that chick last night. It was like Hiroshima

by Chris Kinkle March 08, 2021