chinese eyes

what happens to your eyes after smoking way too much marijuana, they get very droppy, narrow, and you can barely hold them open

damn, this dro is giving me chinese eyes, I can barely hold them open

by T ROCK January 4, 2005

chinese caligraphy

beautiful chinese art of writings or charcters that is now copied by the Japanese

chinese caligraphy is so cool

by britis April 3, 2005

Chinese Firetruck

When somebody puts ice on his/her dick until it turns red and then someone gives that person a blowjob.

Jerry: Hey Lakeisha, get your ass in this bed and give me a Chinese Firetruck!!!

by DjAsianTech November 7, 2010

chinese tool

a feebal penis not up for the job at hand

go and show your mum your chinese tool

by hugh jass September 22, 2003

Chinese Blindfold

This occurs when one is masturbating and when ejaculation occurs, it goes into one's eye causing one to squint.

Man 1: Man why are squinting like that?
Man 2: Last night I gave myself a chinese blindfold.

by Sean Fox April 29, 2006

Chinese Sniper

When somebody is so stoned that their eyes are opened the bare minimum amount needed in order to still see and function normally. If sat down and not moving, most of the people around them will assume the person is asleep. Name derived from the combination of the squinty-eyed appearance of Chinese people and the squinting that marksmen use, reinforcing how shut these people's eyes are when they're stoned.

Man 1-"Dude I got so stoned last night I went Chinese Sniper"
Man 2-"Really?"
Man 1-"Yer, Jarod tried to balance his beer bottle on my head because he thought I'd passed out and he soiled himself when I jumped at him when he got close and covered himself in it instead"
Man 2-"Classic Jarod"

by Jarod22 March 16, 2013

Chinese Toothpaste

A very toxic substance. What it is made of nobody knows.

The late great Greg Giraldo at the roast of Flavor Flav

"Snoop Dogg is here. Snoop once smoked so much weed he shit a rope. Snoop is filled with so many toxins that he is banned in more countries than Chinese Toothpaste."

by T_rump_supporter March 22, 2017