Chelsea Tractor

SUV driven by a plonker trying to achieve status

chelsea tractor

by pseudochorus December 24, 2022

chelsea mudpie

the act of taking two pairs of pliers and forcing open a man's urethra. then, the gaping hole is both shat and vomited in, and plugged up with a barrier of boogers. the recipient then urinates the mixture into a willing sexual partner's mouth. originally conceived in chelsea, michigan.

guy #1: hey man, did you hear what happened to kevin?
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!

by jdwag59 January 2, 2023

Chelsea Lee Zen Ni

A weird girl that is annoying but also can be funny. She is very weird and usually likes people named Darvin.

Yo that girl is so weird.

Duhh shes Chelsea Lee Zen Ni

by Ishvr January 12, 2023

chelsea

only the realest, illest, baddest bitch ever. A chelsea will light up your fucking life.

"who is that perfect angel with the fattest gyatt i ever seen" "her names chelsea"

by fuckingcunt699 November 20, 2023

Chelsea L

Chelsea is so cool and really cool.

J: did you see Chelsea today ?
L: yeah ! She’s so cool and really cool! I love chemistry with Chelsea L !!!

by Chelsea Lover !! November 25, 2023

Chelsea C.

Bad ass Aries mom bitch fierce loyal protective and gassy

Chelsea C. farted in a rival child’s lunchbox on a school field trip

by MT_SEXC November 27, 2023

Chelsea

A girl who is all of that but actually not. Turn your back for a minute and she will stick it to you hard. She likes to lie and cheat because she had daddy issues.

Hey do you know Chelsea?

Oh that fat ugly no good lying whore?

No thanks

by SmallTowneGirl December 19, 2023