Carmichael

When you receive a blowjob from someone, while they are seated on a toilet. AKA reverse blumpkin.

Guy 1: "Dude, I got out of the shower last night and my girl immediately gave me a carmichael."
Guy 2: "Woah man, you've got a freak!"

by Thebartenderslastcall July 22, 2022

c0smiclver

the definition of perfect.
the funniest prettiest most amazing person you could ever meet, if you by any chance ever get to meet this person you’re genuinely the luckiest person on this planet.
c0smiclver is gorgeous

person 1: HOLY SHIT is that c0smiclver???
person 2: oh my god it is they’re so perfect and amazing I am in awe

by sallybananaballs111 July 24, 2022

c0smiclver

literally so perfect. i could think about them for hours on end.
He is the definition of perfect
get to meet this person and u r literally one of the luckiest group of ppl alive

person 1: wow c0smiclver is so amazing and funny and gorgeous
person 2: omg ur so right theyre literally the definition of perfection he’s like an angel

by sallybananaballs111 July 24, 2022

cosmic quickie

The act or thought of having sexual intercourse with one's parental figure in an outer-earthly plane.

Landan had the idea of a cosmic quickie towards Jess' mum

by Ronald Dodger July 30, 2022

Cosmic

Relating to an individual who is physically and romantically attracted to people they can never have a relationship with. (Eg- Celebrities, Fictional characters etc.)

A: Oh hey are you still hung up on that Jace guy?
B: Being cosmic ain't no joke.

by wordfinder97 August 2, 2022

Cosmic Shake

When a popular streamer throws a fit after he's lost a speedrun in the game "Cosmic Shake".

Did you hear about SHiFT? I heard he lost a run 30 minutes in and threw a Cosmic Shake!

by wingednessaria December 6, 2022

Cosmic twin

A person who was born on the same day of the year as you. A true cosmic twin was born on the same day and same year as you (aka a Sense8), but colloquially any year is permissible.

Of the past 5 dates I’ve been on, two of them have been cosmic twins. I guess that means astrology is wrong, since opposites attract.

by Marty Farty December 29, 2022