Bullshit Police

A fictional police force for those who bullshit.

George: "I'm totally gonna fail this exam"
Peter: "Someone call 911 and call in the Bullshit Police"

by bspigs November 2, 2013

bullshit hard

So difficult that it is bullshit.

When a video game has random components that make it difficult and that are unpredictable, that game is said to be bullshit hard.

by jakezeppelinfan December 12, 2013

Fluffy bullshit

Something without substance or relevance of any matter.

Im adding so much fluffy bullshit to make this paper longer.

by Fluffy123 June 4, 2011

BULLSHIT DETECTOR

Its name says it all. It detects bullshit and crap that piles from other people's mouths like verbal shite. They don't know your detecting their full of shite approach and i probably doubt they care. But hey oh. Your bullshit detector goes off the radar when you speak to certain people and you have that quizzical look on your face, a raised eye brow and your hand on your chin and they still talk shite at you.

Bullshit detectors are a must have. - get one today.

"Hey Dave my bullshit detector tells me your talkin a load of shit."

That guy talks a load of shit. My bullshit detector ran right of the spectrum soon as he opened his mouth.

by Moscow Man June 8, 2020

disney bullshit

A phrase use when something or someone non-Disney says or does something that is Disney-like

What is this Disney bullshit

by Swords Clan Entertainment July 2, 2016

Don't be a bullshit!

the act of being stupid or untruthful talk or writing; nonsense.

Anu: Hey Jordan, what's 5 times 2?

Jordan: Uhhh...7?
Anu: Don't be a bullshit!!!! It's 3.
Grayson: Uhhh....I think I learned that it was 10. Dumbasses.

by warfare-fury June 2, 2018

Big bullshit

Used to describe a situation which is not in line with the expectations of the recipient and is overall unfavorable.

Typically a phrase exchanged by parties who happen to have grabbed the "short end of the stick" (see definition). Also see: "nonsense".

Person 1: Dude, Gamestop's stock dropped by like 40% yesterday.

Person 2: That's big bullshit.

Person 1: I know right

by RichardCheese7ps February 9, 2021